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ACURA:

- Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
- A Car Usually Revved Adequately
- INTEGRA: It's Never Troublesome, Engine Great, Really Appealing

AMC:

- Another Major Catastrophe
- Always Misfires Constantly

AUDI:

- Automobile Unparalleled, Designed Intelligently
- Astonishing, Unparalleled, Design Incredible
- Automobile Under Demonic Influence
- All Unnecessary Devices Installed
- Always Unreliable, Disintegrates Instantly

BMW:

- Break My Window
- Break My Windshield
- Beautiful Masterpieces (on) Wheels
- Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
- Busted My Wallet
- Blown Motor Works
*- JPM, za vreme 2001 sezone Formule 1: Blown Motor, Why?

BUICK:

- Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CAMARO:

- Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?
- Can't America Make A Real One?

CHEVROLET:

- Capable, Handles Excellently, Very Reliable, Often Loaded, Excellent Truck
- Capable, Handles Excellently, Very Reliable, Often Lugs Exquiste Trailers
- Car's Handling Exquiste, Very Reliable, Odor- Less, Excellent Transportation
- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

CITROEN:

- Car Is Trouble, Really Odd Engine Noises
- Can It Truly Run On Empty - Nope

DAEWOO:

- Darn, Always Engineered With- Out Originality

DODGE:

- Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
- Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
- Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL:

- Every Day Something Else Leaks
- Every Day Something Else Lost

FERRARI (F1):

- Fast, Expensive Red Racecars Are Really Invincible

FIAT:

- Fix It Again, Tony!
- Ferrari, It Ain' T

FORD:

- Fix Or Repair Daily
- Found On Road Dead
- Found On Rubbish Dump
- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- First On Race Day
- First On Recall Day
- Fails On Rainy Days
- Finally Obsolete Racing Device
- Foot On Road Decelerates
- Forwarded Once; Return Denied
- Forward Only; Reverse Defective
- Fork Over Repair Dough
- Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
- Fumes, Odors, Readily Detectable
- Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt, R.I.P)
- (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO:

- Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:

- General Maintenance
- Great Mistake
- Good Money

GMC:

- Grief, Misery, Combined
- Garage Man's Companion
- Gotta Mechanic Coming?
- Gods Mechanical Curse
- Great Mountain Climber
- Great Motor Car

GTO:

- Gas, Tires, Oil
- Get Tools Out
- Good To Own

HONDA:

- Had One Never Did Again
- Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
- Hallmark Of Non- Descript Automobiles
- Hallmark Of Non- Destructable Automobiles
- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
- How Odd, No Darn Acceleration
- PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
- ACCORD: Always Can Count On Reaching Destination

HYUNDAI:

- Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

INFINITI:

- It Never Fails In Normal Instances, Trouble Inconceivable

ISUZU:

- Intermitent Shocks Usually Zap, Uncomfortable
- Inquistive Souls Usually Zapped Unavoidably

JAGUAR (F1):

- Just Ain't Good, Underperforming At Racetrack
- Junk Aerodynamically, Grip Unavailable, All Reliability
- Junk Aerodynamically, Grip Unavailable, At Rear (of grid)

JEEP:

- Just Eats Every Part
- Just Empties Every Pocket
- Jinxed Engine, Extra Parts

KIA:

-Know It's Alright

LANCIA:

- Lacks Any Negatives, Car Is Awesome

LOTUS:

- Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA:

- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG:

- Money Guzzler
- Mostly Garaged
- MGB: Might Go Backwards
- MGF: Might Go Forward

MERCEDES:

- Materials Exquiste, Really Can Excite Driver, Exudes Status

MIATA:

- My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MITSUBISHI:
- Mostly It's Trouble, Sent Urgently Back, Irrepairable Shifter, H-pattern Issues
- Mostly It's Trouble, Sent Urgently Back, It's Something Hazrdous, Irrepairable
- Most Implausible That Someone Usually Buys It, Some Hazardous Issues

MOPAR

- Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
- Most Often Passed At Races
- Mostly Old Parts And Rust
- Move Over People Are Racing
- Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
- My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG:

- Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
- Massively Under Sized Tires And No Go
- Must Usually Send To A Nice Garage

NISSAN:

- No Issues, Should Start At Night
- Never Introduced, Something So Aesthetically Nice
- "Never" I Said, Send Another Near

OLDSMOBILE:

- Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
- Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

OPEL:

- Oh Problem, Engine Leaking
- Often Problems, Engine Leaks
- Often Parts Eternally Lost
- Oil Pressure Eternally Low
- Only Problems, Endless Liabilities
- Odd, Parts Everyday Lost
- Oil Pump Extremely Loose
- Older People Exit Limping
- One Problem - Electrocutes Leasee

PEUGEOT:

- Parts Ejected, Usually Gauges Express Overheating Trouble

PINTO:

- Put In Nickel To Operate
- Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
- Put In New Transmission Often

PORSCHE:

- Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
- Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

RENAULT:

- Renown Engineering, Never Attracts Unwanted Loathsome Thieves

SAAB:

- Send Another Automobile Back
- Sorry, Auto Always Broken
- Shape Appears Ass- Backwards

SATURN:

- Shoddy Automobile, Tires Undersized, Return Now
- Stalls Always, Trouble Usually, Runs Never
- Super Automobile, Too Underrated, Reliability Noble

SKODA:

- Slides, Keep On Dry Asphalt

SUBARU:

- Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:

- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
- The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:

- This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
- Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO:

- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW:

- Virtually Worthless
- Very Worthwhile