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goran16v
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Vic za dr-a

Posto vidim da se mantras po tim ruskim sajtovima evo ti jedan aktuelan vic:

Sjede nekoliko novih Rusa (izraz na novopecene bogatase) u dzakuziju, pored svakog svalerka, casa viskija, lajna koke i naravno najnoviji mobitek. Fataju se oni sve u 16, sve mirise na orgiju kad u po frke jednom od jih zazvoni mobitel, lik se javi, na vezi njegova zena:
- Dragi mogu li kupiti najnoviji Cartierov prsten, kosta 2000$?
- Ali draga vec ih imas 5!
- Ma dragi, nemam ovakav, ovaj je iz najnovije kolekcije!
- Dobro ajd kupi...
Opet mu zazvoni telefon:
- Dragi, vidjela sam ekstra zenski Rolex za 5000$, mogu li molim te da ga kupim?
- Draga imas vec skupih 6 satova!
- Ali dragi, nemam nijedan Rolex
- Ajd kupi i to!
Vrati se on smrkanju i uzivanju kad opet telefon...
- Dragi zaljubila sam se u bundu od nerca za 10 000$!
- Ali draga, imas vec 4 bunde od nerca!?
- Ali dragi, nemam OVAKVU bundu.
- Dobro, ajde kupi je kad si navalila...
Opet se on vrati na uzivanje, kad opet telefon...
- Draaaagiiii, vidjela sam tako lijep Range Rover, samo 150 000$!
- Ma sta ti pada napamet, imamo vec X5 i ML-a????
- Ali dragi nijedan nije ove boje i sa ovakvom opremom i oba su stara vec godinu dana!
- Ajde dobro, kupi i to i nemoj mi vise dosadjivati!!!!!
Prekinu vezu, pa pogleda u mobitel, pa u jarane oko sebe, pa opet u mobitel i upita:
- Momci ciji je ovo mobitel, ja sam svoj izgleda zaboravio u gardorobi kad sam se presvlacio????

Proud to be BMW E 21 owner!

06-13-2007 07:01 AM

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RE: Vic za dr-a

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha sto zavali levata Smile haverski

and the road becomes my bride.....
i"ve stripped of all but pride so in her i do confide....
and she keeps me satisfied........

06-13-2007 07:10 AM

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RE: Vic za dr-a

jos samo dva,tri poziva i raskucit ce sve havere... Very Happy

06-13-2007 09:00 AM

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RE: Vic za dr-a

dobar je,daj nam jos,ocemo jos ocemo jos!!!

06-13-2007 10:56 AM

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RE: Vic za dr-a

Smile
Karakteristicno kao i onaj:
- Dobra ti kravata.
- 500 $ u "Maxu"
- Bez veze. Ista takva u "Luxu", 1000 $.

06-13-2007 12:30 PM

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hahaha, joj sege, evo ne prestajem se smijat...kako metnu jaranu... Very Happy

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06-13-2007 01:04 PM

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