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Turbo whine is mighty fine
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ThunderBird
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A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where
two Englishmen are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.
The two Englishmen just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"
The two continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?"
No response,
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?"
Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe
we should learn a foreign language...."
"Why?" says the other, "That bloke knew four languages, and it
didn't do him any good."
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Kenno
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Tipski slican
Hodaju Mujo i Suljo palzom, kad ugledaju zenu kako se tusi i vice: "HELP, HELP". A Mujo ce:"E vidis Suljo, bolje da je naucila plivati nego engleski!".
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Kenno
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Dođe Mujo kući i pita Fatu:
"Fato, gdje su djeca?"
A Fata će:
"Na engleskom."
Mujo:
"Fato, where are the kids?"
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| 12-22-2004 07:37 PM |
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tepSIJA
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pita mene jaran : Sta trosi manje Dizel ili Benzinac , reko Dizel,
kaze on
Ja cu sebi ugraditi 2 dizel motora da manje trosi
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becke
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igraju 2 retardirana karata
kaze jedan: "sah, mat"
kaze drugi: "sta ti je ba, ne igramo domina"
Bukva Dalton
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ARMIN
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dvoriste
Prevoze luđake iz jedne ludnice u drugu avionom. Oni divljaju, skaču, prave nered. Pošalje pilot kopilota da smiri nered. Kopilot ode, vidi ih kako divljaju, no vidi i jednog kako mirno sjedi. Obrati se njemu:
- "Daj smiri malo svoje kolege, razbit će nam avion, pa će smo se srušiti."
Ode kopilot nazad u svoju kabinu, i zbilja nakon par minuta iz pozadine aviona ne čuje se više ništa - sve se smirilo. Ode kopilot ponovo pogledati što se dogodilo, te nađe samo onog luđaka što je mirno sjedio. Upita ga:
- "A gdje su ti kolege?"
- "Ma, pustio sam ih malo nek' se igraju u dvorištu!"
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lucozade
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Haha thundere dje nadje ovolike viceve o ircima, ja pola ovog nisam cuo, sad ce im malo karanje to to
Man maximum Machine minimum
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| 01-11-2005 09:53 PM |
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tepSIJA
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Pita kćerka Jamesa Bonda može li izaći, a on kaže:
-Možeš. Ne možeš.
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| 01-15-2005 01:16 AM |
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tepSIJA
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Cuveni apartmanski kompleks "Kod mog Brata" izdaje sobe sa pogledom na more samo mladjim ženskim osobama po promotivnoj ceni od 3€ za noć u cenu uračunat upotreba kuhinje, kupatila, krevet, posteljina i naravno Moj Brat
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